Thursday, October 26, 2006


听Sergeant的话
OP…Alfa Music Publishing Co.Ltd. ISRC CN-E04-06-383-02/AJ6
词: 周杰伦 曲: 周杰伦
编曲: 林迈可 (Michael Lin)、洪敬尧
制作人: 周杰伦 合声编写: 周杰伦
合声: 周杰伦 Programmer: 林迈可 (Michael Lin)
录音工程: 杨瑞代 录音室: ALFA STUDIO
混音工程: 林迈可 (Michael Lin)
混音录音室: VIP STUDIO


Recruit Lin 你是否有很多问号
为什么 别人在那看漫画
我却在学marching 对著Sergeant说话
别人在玩游戏 我却在攀墙壁跑我的SOC
我说我要一架大大的飞机
但却得到一只旧旧M16
为什么要听Sergeant的话
Knock-it-down後你就会开始懂了这段话 被pump後我开始明白
为什么我跑的比别人快 fall in比别人快
将来大家穿的都是sweaty的No.4 大家唱的都是army的歌
Pes A的辛苦 不让你看见 温暖的食谱 在Tekong外面
有空就多多 握著表妹的手 把手牵著一起梦游

听Sergeant的话 别让手受罪
想快快book out 不要看到他
美丽的长发 幸福中发芽
Barber的魔法 1分钟剪光

在你的未来
SAF Hotline是你的王牌 拿王牌找sergeant谈
唉!我不想把你教坏
还是听sergeant的话吧 晚点在AWOL吧
我知道你未来的路 但他比我更清楚
你会开始学其他Recruit在Fieldpack写东写西
但我建议最好写 Sergeant我会用功chaokeng
用功chaokeng怎么会从我嘴巴说出
不想你xiong 所以要叫你用功chaokeng

Yuxin织给你的毛衣 你要好好地收著
因为P.O.C到时我要告诉她你还留著
对了 我会遇到了Felicia
所以你可以跟Bunkmate炫耀 tpjc校花是你大嫂
我找不到fieldcamp用的测纸 你用完不要送人
因为过两天你会在sit test上用到
你会开始喜欢上测所 因为sergeant开始一直逼人喝水

听Sergeant的话 别让手受罪
想快快book out 不要看到他
美丽的长发 幸福中发芽
Barber的魔法 1分钟剪光
听Sergeant的话 别让手受罪
想快快book out 不要看到他

Junhong....Gambate....Wad else can i say? I mean even ur 1st confinement is reduced to 1 wk..Jus do ur best and it will soon be over...

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

容易受伤的男人
留着你隔夜的吻 感觉不到你有多真
想你天色已黄昏 脸上还有泪痕
如果从此不过问 不想对你难舍难分
是否夜就不会冷 心就不会疼
颤抖的唇 等不到你的吻 一个容易受伤的男人
希望希望希望你会心疼 我害怕一个人
为何不肯轻轻唤我一声 安慰容易受伤的男人
为了你我情愿给一生 (你的眼神烫伤我的青春)
黑夜里不敢点灯 是谁让我越陷越深
让我深爱过的人越来越陌生


Hey, stop it, 男人也是人! Stop hurting us already! Dun play already la you girls, we're..
容易受伤的男人..

Enlisted 26th oct 2006
You will be missed!
Goodbye...
ROAD SAFETY

Let's talk about road safety.

Pls jay walk only when the road is clear, but fret not even if you get hit when the light isn't in your favour. It is always the motorists' fault. (and dun put SGD16 in your wallet) . You may also jay walk if you are singing Jay Chou's song which goes.. 周杰伦周杰伦周杰伦; OR, you are wearing a sweater and look liked... While jay walking in a two-way street, ALWAYS check both sides BEFORE crossing. Oh this is not a safety point though. Thing is if you cross to the middle and realise there are oncoming vehicles, you'll have to stand in the middle of the 2 lanes and look like an idiot. 面子问题.

While jay walking and there's a car far far faraway, don't purposely walk slowly coz it'll seem that you are xia-lan-ing the car and who knows the driver/rider will juz accelerate and "accidentally" hit u. The 后果 wud be 不堪设想 like... him

Dun 误会 that's definitely not our dear friend Oswald down here. This is someone's pic I downloaded from the traffic police website at www.trafficpolice.com.sg . The guy, Kersorh Tan Pos Ward, was hit by an oncoming bike cuz he walked leisurely across Tampines Ave 7 before Loyang Ave. The rider, known only as Ali, reportedly said that as Tan was wearing black on the day of accident, he could not see him jay walk as he is wearing his Muhd-Cool sunglasses. Time of accident, 2pm. Tan had to undergo operations in CGH and when he reached home, nobody recognised him. Below is how he looked like before the accident.

All in all, always remember to use the road safely, as the saying goes, 马路如虎口. For the sake of those without chinese softwares, it says, Ma3 Lu4 Ru3 Fu2 Kou3, The road is like the Tigress mouth. Kudos to Lin's English School for the excellent translation on the proverb.

My 7 cents on 'gamer-girls'

Everytime you flip through a recent gamer's mag, you'll find this section titled "Gamer Girl of the month" or something like that. There, you'll find the photo of a pretty decent looking chick scantily clad.

Before you go wow and have all kinda sexual fantasies involving shields and bastard swords, take not, they're not the kinda girls you think they are.

If you've read my first lines, you'll realise that I described them as pretty decent looking, which means that they're not very pretty, merely average-looking. Therefore, they can't really get nice guys.

And the next coolest thing after the cool, hot, nice guys. Yep, that's the nerdy geek who won at the most recent WCG. And how does an average looking girl get famous? By being something different of course.

And as everyone knows, the gaming world has a very low tolerance for the feminine side of human beings. So if you're able to succeed in gaming as a girl, you'll gain pretty decent recognition. And how else to become pro than get a DOTA fag as your boyfriend?

Well, in return for sex and everything unnice, you get personal one-to-one training. And being the focus of attention throughout the whole game may just be the icing on the cake.

Well, you've got boobs and a pussy and it's juicy, and you're playing a dorkish game with 9 other undersexed teenage forum-posters, unless they've just jerked off 5mins ago, they'll be pretty much interested in you yes, and they'll give in to any of your requests with hopes that you'll send em a pic of you drenched wet in the rain without your bra on.

Well, that's my perception of gamer girls in Singapore. Girls who're trying to gain attention via standing out in something unique. And I despise them , cos they're an insult to the REAL gamer girls.

How do you recognise a typical local attention-hungry 'gamer-girl'? Simple! They flirt with you if you're pro and don't give a damn bout you if you're noob. They play dota, and they say they like a certain race because it looks cool. And did I mention they've got a faggoty geeky nerd boyfren who wins every single WCG?



Why am I so sure about this? Cos I read the papers and mags, dude. And I know a REAL gamer girl. She's from Israel. Well, I was playing on this pvp server in NWN and I'm friends with the owner.

We had a forum where we discuss balance issues and stuff like that. There was this playewr rainywinter who contributed actively and has always argued all the way when she thinks something's not done right, EG; the over powered bigby's spells when the expansion came out. EVentually, she contributed so much to the game and everyone thought she was the perfect candidate to take over the ownership of the server when the original owner decided to step down..

And so she took over the reins and had steered the server in the right direction even untill now.
And I never knew that she's a she untill she's taken over.

I'm AZN, AZN's pawn americans, that's a known fact, and I'm pretty good when it comes to DnD pvp, only losing to re-dead haha, he's a fag as well. Well, you don't see her trying to flirt with ANYONE on the server, she showed indifference to all players and she talks like a gamer, not like a girl. And she's in the army now, heh, it's compulsory in Israel, only problem with her is that she doesn't celebrate xmas I guess, kidding. *shrugs*. Oh ya, the reason she like the wizard class in Nwn, is cos it's IMBAL.

Yes, you don't like a race cos it's cool, the undead in WC's f'ugly. Stop trying to create an identity for yourselves, whores. I can't stand any of you, pls dump the geek boyfren you don't really love and get a decent hobby.

Stop trying to fend yourself that you really love gaming, you live in Singapore, where girls don't play games. And the only chance you're exposed to dota is when the guy frens intro you to it, and if you're hanging out with em that much , it shows something. Don't try and say is your brother intro you de. If it's him, he must be a fag cos none of his frens are willing to play with him and he's so desperate he has to get his sister.


With love,
Future zao3 an1 ni2 hao3 guest, Joo.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Home Improvement....
This is my first post, well as some of you guys know, I am in the process of moving house now. Why do I have time to post now? I feel that there is a need to enlighten you all about the ex-hellhole I am moving into. The ex-owners seemed to remind me of a fairy tale ( you know, the houses made of straws, twigs and bricks and a wolf is present in the story). Their cleanliness do too. I guess even Joo Sheng's home can beat them in terms of cleanliness, and his home is a 5-room, theirs a 3-room. I endured hell trying to turn a pigsty into a modest home. Damn them for fuck's sake, even Jesus clean his house. I think i was scolding fuck for every 5 mins in that house, trying to get rid of their filth from that house. Damn that property agent too, "Most of the items in the house can be used, no need to change", lanjiao la, most of the items in the house cannot be used, 99% need to be changed. Guys, if you are ever considering a job as a property agent, fear for your offsprings. You might get sons without asshole.

This is how I feel right now.






KNN.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

WALAO..............................................................

Been wanting to know how manna taste like.i think it taste like those taka basement snacks.
Right after i explain how i wanna jian fei and i'm getting old cos yue lai yue bu xi huan sweet food to chiar ming,i queued up for


1x beard papa fondant choco
1x dunno-wad-doh sugar crusted donut chiaar ming recommended
1x octopus balls
1x oling juice
Moral:its near impossible to slim down in singapore for us
WALAO (2)
mojito rum-13 dollar
cuba libra rum-13 dollar
both me and oswald oso dunno.both the lady oso say nice.both are cocktail rum
result?
talkingdog drank milk shake.(top)
chiaar ming had ice cream
oswald's one on the left
and mine is the bottom one.
talkingdog's milkshake taste like milkshake
CM's a very biscuitry waffry ice cream
oswald's a nice blend of sour and bitter and not too strong
mine's a silangtau "the host"-drink-that-kind-of-chemical taste.and absolutely bitter to the bones.core.genes.wadever.
however that it got better after i kp stirring n melting the ice.

another look.although its meant to be mint n bitter,but the taste is still werid,to sum it up.which is a no go.


Anyway 经一事,长一智.And ultimately,for the fun of it.just cheers lor...next time dun order lor.

And oswald,350 is allowance.not pay.and its really enough actually.i got 500++ i oso nvr spend till 300 tat much.its okay to spend when there's a need to.high marginal utility if u remember.Dun need sad.we are not bad friends.我们几时骗过你?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

我飞得最高最远,我的梦无尽无限

They say you mature the most when you're in army, it's the place you waste two years of your precious youth in. And it's where you spend most of the time wasted thinking, and dreaming.

Being the first to ORD, I shall share some of my 心得.

I've set my long-term goal, my ambition.

And it is........pretty far-fetched you might think, but I can already see it within my grasp, just needs a few more trips to 四马路.

And it is to go onto 早安你好 to be interviewed before I'm 27. And during the interview I'll 打 my latest book which is titled 'The Charmer's Crusade'. And the book will sell well. I don't need it to attain harry potter status, but I can tell you, my ideas can pawn it, it's the language which restricts me.

So first things first, how to go onto 早安你好? Not easy. So must set many many short-term goals.

Firstly, is to make my first $2k, which will take ard 2months+, pretty easy.

The next stage, will be to put the 2k to good use, starting a small business with my uncle, printing T-shirts, it'll be hard to attain success through sales. So I'll attain it through unique and creative advertising, how it'll be done, I shall not disclose here for fear of theft, but it'll be made known to you guys when the time comes cos I'll need your help.

Thirdly, is to go through the full course which the writer's bureau offers, while playing 4hours of nwn2 a day with americans to get even more fantasy concepts which 99% of Singaporeans are never exposed to.

Yep, that's how the dream goes.

我是懒惰的人, 但因为我懒惰,所以我要奋斗。若不奋斗,就无法过怠惰的生活, 这是个极
度恶性的循环。
-林裕盛


Actually, I have an even greater dream, that is............to destroy mediacorp.







You must be hungry...
"爸爸常说..出来跑....迟早要还....."
--thought of the day
For my friend Tuiphin...
if you wanna blog here about anyone,
you gotta face the consequences....
I know about ur 蹄 in the previous previous post matter.
And I know about "kitty" and "Autumn"
And "Yusorf" and "your bro-toilet incident" and "tamp mart".

Sunday, October 15, 2006



MOVIE SYNOPSIS:

“I was a convict. So What?
All I need is One More Chance!”


Cai, Lin and Chua are the three main leads in the movie. They come from different educational and social backgrounds; they uphold different life perceptions and they were locked up for a different reason. Despite their extreme differences, they nurtured an extraordinary bonding between them through their time in prison.

Unfortunately, upon their release from prison, the trio encountered severe family pressure and social discrimination. In the end, fate brought them back together again…
Yi Liu Ba (starred by Lin Jun Hong) is a short, cunning man whom would never fail to scheme against Oswald. He was put behind the bars for six years for involving in commercial fraud. He was arrested on day of his wedding. By the time he was sentenced to jail, his wife was already pregnant with another's child.

Yi’s daughter, Suhui, has never addressed him as “daddy”. While this fact depressed Yi, it became his sole motivating force during his lock-up days… Forlornly, just before his struggling days were over, Huang learned of his wife, Yu Xin’s new marriage prospect, Yi Yang, a St John paramedic.


Yi was totally traumatised by the news and became dejected about his life. Fortunately, his inmates and the prison counsellor had encouraged him and help him overcome his depression.

Consequently, Yi repented and promised Suhui that he would never lie again. Hence, the most critical task that strapped on Yi’s shoulders upon his release was not just about how to return to the society or how to become a tall person but was how to savage his marriage and win over his wife and daughter.

Following his promise, Yi bravely endured all adversities in his new height search. Despite the discrimination that he received from his employers who learned of his ex-conviction, Yi stood firm to start anew and declined to be in ally with his accomplice in fraud.

Eventually, he was coerced to work in Yi Yang’s hospital where he tried to complicate things between Yu Xin and Yi Yang, triggering off a series of hilarious events. Consequently, his determination and perseverance to turn over a new leaf managed to move his wife and daughter.


And conversely, Yi Yang gave his blessing to the reconciliation of the family.

Xiong Tian Ping (starred by Cai Li), a lone druid in his mid-thirties with a dark secret of being a habitual offender of toilet break-ins, has been a regular of the prison. Xiong’s senile mum was constantly worried about Xiong’s well-being. Touched by his mum’s love and concern, Xiong vowed to turn for the good.

Although Xiong managed to secure a job after his release from the prison, he was incessantly looked down upon by his fellow colleagues. In addition to the unrequited love of his warden officer, Yeung Fan, Xiong’s confidence level really took a beating.

When Xiong’s elderly mum’s condition exacerbated, Xiong was determined to fulfil her dream of living in a bungalow. Hence, he gathered Yi and Chou who were equally despaired, to plan for a heist in Yi Yang’s house.


Chou Ren (Starred by Chua Wei Ting), a street-wise, ugly rogue, with little education has been implicated with countless illegal businesses. He was arrested for setting up an illegal gambling den in his home where he was cohabiting with Ah Shan.

Upon his release from the prison, Chou was planning to quit his gambling addiction and lead a more meaningful life with Shan. However, the incorrigible pair was unable to resist the evil temptation of their obsessive gambling habits and started to immerse in heavy betting again which drove them to choke up enormous debts with the loansharks.

Unable to cope with the huge debt repayment, Chou turned to his friends for help. Yi who was with financial difficulties of his own furiously reprimanded Chou of his incorrigibility. In spite of this, Yi persuaded Chou and Xiong to join him in setting up a home movers venture.

Though, they strived hard for the business, the company remained unprofitable as they repeatedly incurred damages to their customers’ furniture during their deliveries. As a result, they were forced to fold up the firm.

Through SCORE, Chou was given recommendation to work in a garage as a car mechanic. Being ugly by nature, Chou was unable to adapt to the stares from the people working in the garage. Even though, he and Shan continued to encourage each other to quit gambling, they took no rehabilitative actions. In due course, they were still unable to endure the bait of gambling and led themselves to end up in a hefty debt again. This time round, the loansharks became violent and even threatened to force Shan into prostitution should Chou fail to repay his loan.

When the loansharks wrecked the garage, Chou’s boss gave him a good dressing-down for dragging the company into such implication. In a fit of anger with no trace of remorsefulness, Chou threw in his resignation letter at that instant.

In desperation to pay his debts, Chou took the risk to break into Yi Yang’s house. In a swirl of chaos, he injured a constable and was put behind bars once again…

The story expressed the prejudice and difficulties that the trio faced when they tried to return to society.

With tremendous fear and pressure of losing their loved one, they persevered to change for the better. They wanted a brand new beginning and they worked hard for it. They did not give in to the discriminations that they received from the society. Instead, they endured that painfully. They fought to overcome each new challenge no matter how big the problem is or how strong the pressure is. They are no longer ashamed or afraid.

Now, they would boldly announce, “I was a convict, so what?” This is because what they need most now is for us to give them “One More Chance”!





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Disclaimer: The above sypnosis is by no way a showcase of my vocabulary prowess, I copied it straight from the J-team's website and edited the names and a couple of grammer mistakes, though I'm sure there're much more.

What this means, is that the fella who wrote the synopsis didn't deserve his pay, and if you're from the management of J-team, and are infuriated after seeing my post, pls take note that no one but me bothers to go to ur webbie and look at your synopsis with such scrutiny, and next time you need someone to write your synopsis, let it be me ^.^

The above edits are by no means meant to insult the movie or the production company, but is made just for laugh, I love the movie and the team, but I hate the person who wrote the synopsis, sorry but maybe, just maybe, you should go back to pri4 and get your language worked out.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Life is unfair! why i end up in anglican high school, tpjc, and guards?

why my class is barren of chiobus? like a womb dat got sperm shoot like GPMG at 100 rds/ sec but still cant produce...its not dat i never change class, i change from jc to poly and back to jc again....but result still same....or even worse....haiz...nvm...jus go to sentosa and u can see lotsa happy classes wif decent girls....

den again.....why am i singaporean? why singaporean mus serve ns? why white horse serve ns wun kena the xiong unit?

and then why i can never sit beside a chiobu or jus see xiaoying although i take mrt and bus for 1/4 of my time and i travel from pasir ris to boonlay to and fro everyday....jus yesterday...i thot got chiobu finally grace my seat....cos i took a shy peek and saw a slim figure, firm white skin, and youngster dress...and she got the chiobu aura.....the hairstyle oso like Dawn Yeo...i thot i was finally making a breakthrough in life....i thot i can finally lvl up to reach even closer to Robi's level right now....the level of Gayness( imagine seeing xiaoying 4 times in a month...[clue: its orgasmic]).. i only saw her once at the tpjc busstop in 2 yrs....

And then again....the yuan1 nie4 cases we hav to force ourselves to witness daily....when i see a chiobu wif a 40 yr old teenage princejun like guy...its jus so sad....or the other day....we saw owz wif an above average guy....the feeling of anger wells up within me..kERsOrH!!! jibEi!!! and den it gives way to a feeling of utter hopelessness....abysmal hopelessness...like a blackhole, a vortex, a void in time, the feeling of anderson's faeces being flushed down the toiletbowl after they escaped from wad they thot was already hell....its the feeling of seeing wad u thot was bad and u noe u r powerless to stop it.....

Lastly...even wo3 cai1, our onli beacon of light is rudely, forcefully, tyrannically taken away from us on friday and put at an unholy hour on sunday....while the sexually explicit zong1 yi4 da4 ge1 da4 prevails and even lengthened....its jus too bad we're not ministers who control all these things....

My pastor tells me prayer works if we have the faith of a mustard seed...i hav faith....so why doesn't it work even though i pray everyday that i could see xiaoying? Then i realised God did not like my hobby which i happen to execute every nite behind locked doors precisely when my family goes to sleep.....
Haiz......doing duty clerk now.......veri sian....so here i am wasting my life away again typing wad i think is nonsense....

Today.....my AS1( Assistant S1..dun ask me wad is S1...its a rank) told us that although he is supposed to learn from the S1 so as to take over him....he has in fact, in his 3 yrs of service, never once seen the S1 nor talked to him...wth lor...

My ops warrant jus condemned me to another duty on monday. Its nothing wrong, jus that im beginning to hate him. Dunno why my upperstudy prefer him to my RQMS..seriously got problem lor...my RQMS like Buddha so ren2 ci2, why do i say dat? cos i was supposed to piss him off so many times wif my antics, but he still remained so patient wif me, unlike dis son of a ape, talk to me like how my irritating brother tok to me lidat...if he not my ops warrant, rank not higher den me, he shud hav been lying somewhere in some indian hospital liao....even the canteen uncle call him hei1 xing1 xing1(black gorilla)..ya dats the respect he deserves....i suspect all of us also got curse him when we shitting, pissing( and quiver at the end of our business), pccing(for some of us u noe who u r) or even in our dreams....just dun like him dunno why.....its the face... Lastly, though i most of the time do it.....he do it even more....he like to npnt....he tell us do something nv show us wad the thing is.....den expect us to noe....

Army is ok....but some pple who work for it aren't..but army still sux becos its a shitty place...so for those of u out there who think u hav suffered alot at school or think u r experienced and MATURED....pls shut the f*** up cos u ain't suffering at all!

Dis post got no peekture cos if got den the mindef system will come my house find me...

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

哦...宁静的小村外有一个笨小孩有一个八二五零
拿着八二五零不怕它太落伍一直到今年才换
发现呀城市里朋友们不用买相机, Hand Phone也能拍

哦...转眼间那么快这一个笨小孩买到了K八零零
怎么看怎么try不算好也不坏经就把它放进口袋
最无奈他自己总是会慢人家一拍没有钱在那口袋

哎哟对这美眉拍一拍呀然后save下来拿去forum拍卖
哎哟向着天空拜一拜呀别让我衰老是遇到鲨鱼

哦...他们说城市里phone一坏人就衰怎么想也不明白
妈妈说用Singtel会衰到很jialat叫我要换去Starhub
笨小孩依然是坚强得像石头一块只是晚上寂寞难耐

哎哟对着Singtel干一干呀他们才醒来为你上天下海
哎哟向着Starhub说拜拜呀别想不开你还不算悲哀
M1才没人爱




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Bought new hp, wahaha

T-E-C-H-N-O-L-O-G-Y

So this is how it's spelt, ooooh....

Monday, October 09, 2006

My 1st post.....no topic though...just crap.....full of it to waste ur precious time...

Hi! dis is my 1st, yesh, veri 1st post...and i seriously dunno wad's interesting nowadays....

Lemme introduce u all to my ex-csm (uncle)....why we call him uncle? Cos he looks 40 although he's onli 29.....ya...something like dis.....talking bad about him behind his back used to be one of my favourite past times...I luv to badmouth him, cos he makes us depressed, and i think for once, God will pardon my vulgarities...cos i think even our dear kami sama wud luv to wrath him, turn him into a pussy looking freak although he already looks like one and i dunno how that looks, torture him wif lava in hell, make him part of the road outside bedok camp.....haha.....ya.....i think god thinks its a sin to create him....dirtied his holy palms.

Im a loser, yes maam, a real authentic loser.... but there is one greater in loserism den me.....yes! its him! i mean..who the F*** brings his gf only to gyms for workouts on all their dates? Goes cycling leaving all the ndp work to my poor fren + hp in his office and den when some captains come to look for him they cant find him...and luckily my fren got heart of buddha help him..wipe and cover his filthy ass....if not he will b same rank as loser me....ya....private :)

The only thing he probably shud work as is sweeper...cos he pointed out to me that my way of the sweeper is wrong......den he show me the correct way (sweep wif 2 hands) to help me attain nervana too....ya....he is sooo pro dat he cant stand lousy sweepers like me....

And then....he is a closet gay freak....i think he sucks the OC's cock....or the other way round....whenever he implements sth... our timid OC does not dare rebuke him and change the emperor See's edict....and to make it more obvious dat he really IS gay....he and his beloved OC luvs to strut to bedok corner in tightfit spandex bike shorts (actually they look like women's gym shorts) XD

But i still hav to thank him for one thing...he giv me so much guard duties (notice i used the word 'much')....Do until i high, until i attained some form of divinity.....ya...i stop scolding jibai kaninabeh one day...usually i'll do that once i get the wind of the guard duty roster.....ya...but one day....somehow.....i realised dat it will get me nowhere.....and my shoutwaves aren't strong enuff to spilt his eardrums.....something snapped in me.....and i achieved nirvana!

Ya....dats about it....hmm....btw....its also none of ur business....cos u dunno him and wouldn't wan to noe more....

Thank God im released from that spandex loving gay BDSM freak....realli pity my fellow countrymen still stuck in his fetish prison.....i wan to thank our benevolent God by going to church more, surf less prawn and spewing less of the holy protein thou bestowed uponst me....bye....Off to see some marvelous pics Caili jus gave me......

Sunday, October 08, 2006

GOTACNEGOTTOKALSO

What's wrong? We're getting concerned here at the (AFTDB) Agency for the deformed beings.

Are you going through a very tough times? Are waves crashing so hard on you you find it hard to reach shore?

Worry no more, for we're here for you! When you're feeling down, who's there? AFTDB! When you're despised and cast aside by society, who's there for you? AFTDB!!

That's right, we're here for the deformed beings, be the deformality beset any part of your body, we will not desert you.

Yesterday got boy climb out of his window, that's cos he refuted us. Therefore, please, if you have any problems bogging you, feel free to approach us for help.

We can't help you financially, physically, emotionally, but still, WE CAN HELP YOU!

Believe in us, never give up.

You lose to angkong boy? Don't worry, we find tattoo for you. Don't worry, you wan song4 hui4 qiao2? We print her photo for you to wank. Just don't try anything foolish like posting class photos and pasting a wok over anyone's head. Or go onto the streets scaring everyone.

No, I'm not laughing at you, I'm not saying your acne-infested face will scared the hell outta pple, I'm just saying your sad face will make pple sad also, no one likes to see handsome pple sad right...

But you must remember that what I say doesn't reflect what I think..

At the end of the day, know that, we're here for you. By distracting you to read this crap for the past 5 mins, I've prolonged your life by 5mins, my work is done here.

You may jump, bye.


Gotangkonggottok
Marriage is no small thing.think twice.She's the person you will see till when ever you will live to.Look at how sian selina is after she stead with huang zi jiao.whos grooming singapore's next bao xiao xin ren wang.hebe's an wei-ing her cos she's got zhou jie lun liao.And i've got song hui qiao.this post has no meaning to anyone except that someone whos worrying some of us with his marriage plans.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Depiction of a loser.



Know what a loser is?

My mum called me told me grandma's sick, I said I wan go, she said no need. I took 5 minutes to persuade her and she finally agreed. And as I heaved a sigh of relief, I realised my ez-link card got $-0.22 credit and it's extremely unhealthy to travel around on a valueless ezlink card, sigh....

Well I can go tamp int to top up first then go down to bedok, but that'll take too much time.

Or CAili can come gimme a ride, but he ain't that nice.

Or maybe I can just run there, but sick grannies don't like sweaty grandsons to visit I believe.

So it's set, tomorrow will be grandma-visiting day.

Gah, I'm making too much excuses.

That's it, I'll go bedok reservoir and run, short-term goals, must make, must make.

http://www.thewritersbureau.com --> Check it out? Sounds fun. I'll do it once I get a debit card.


Umm, what's that white sticky liquid on the carpet doing right in front of Tuiphin whose legs are wide open? I don't know, I hate my imagination.

Sunday, October 01, 2006



<<我有sai想pang>>

天空....下起雨来
他撑的伞
在我身边太小个
就匠我不快乐
因为看见
我的衣服湿
我肚子痛了

我有sai想pang
可是没有pang sai zua
忍住比较容易吧
免得裤子颜色复杂

我有sai想pang
但是理智在吵架
忍住可以解围吗
谁能给我一个好的回答?

pang sai是褐色的
可惜的是
裤子不是褐色
如果再忍不得
这样下去
我会被人笑
是偷pang sai 的

当pang sai夹在危险边缘
是否已会感到黏黏
是否忍到头晕目眩
在外pang sai记得带 pang sai zua....
作曲:林俊杰
作词:何启弘
(sa)天空下起雨了
他撑的伞
在你的身边陪着
(g)可是我不快乐
因为看见
他脸上的笑
是很勉强的
sa)我很想爱他
但是眼睛在说谎
隐瞒比较容易吧
免得感情变得复杂
但是理智在吵架
退出可以解围吗
谁能给我一个好的回答
(sa)爱情是模糊的
可怜的是
没有勇气选择
如果再舍不得
这样下去
我们每个人
都是受害者
(sa)当爱情陷在危险边缘
(g)是否都会伤痕累累
(合)是否都会苦不堪言
(合)爱情教会我们都放不下
This is the first childish post i shall have.And i never shit before.Anyway its the hot topic of recent.childish.why brand pple so easily.the crux is-easily.i think we should watch our words ba.not brand pple of any thing or words so easily ba.this kind of talking also sound as if you are superior than that poor soul.aiya.all in all,just be a little more sensible in our talking,think(caringly) of what we gonna say before we do lor.
Very funny i said we must talk caringly.HAHAHA.i never shit before.But say mean things for fun ba.but for any other reasons like seriously you D.L or wanna quan that person,then gotta watch our words le.
thats what i tink la.conclusion.we are all not good talkers.but at least we are not mean.just look at the what i did to aunty X.only took a few pics.and i mosaic the eyes!