WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
-The story below is purely fictional and any characters who bear resemblances to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental
The guard halted him once they reached the junction and uncuffed him. "Go straight, turn right, 2nd door to your left. I'll be here if you need me."
He nodded and scurried down the corridor, barely able to hold his bladder.
straight...left....right...door..door...door...AHH! DOOR!
And he went through the door under the keluar sign.
"What's this?"He uttered to himself as he stepped into Malcolm park. He tried to register all the green around him but something leaked behind his zip and he made a random dash for the woods.
He felt as if he was floating across the sky, amidst the distant clouds lie a pink castle with fairies fleeting all about.
Is this the holy land? I don't deserve it for all that I've done! But since I'm here, I might as well enjoy it!
A gorgeous lady welcomed him as he touched down. He tripped and just when his face was about to land into her bosoms , into love, into happiness, into paradise, he finished peeing.
He blinked, it was all green around him. He blinked again, still the same. He looked down, a small little caterpillar-like 'thing' dangled from his crotch, green liquid dripped from it, he wiped the tip with his finger and then licked his finger like how you would after you've eaten KFC.
Mmmm who needs bubble tea when you got organic water! Ok, now back to the center to see my family and eat free food!
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...
...
Alamak! Where the center?!!?
He'd never felt so lost before, he was hungry and he longed to see his family. He turned and faced the direction where he thought he came from and ran towards it.
While running, his conscience took the form of a mosquito and poked at him, 'Why're you going back there?!?! We are already out here! Make the run for it!.'
He waited for his better conscience to rebutt.
Nothing.
He kept on running
'Ack! Don't you listen to your conscience?'
I listen to my tummy, they always serve chicken chops on visiting day!
The conscience flew into a tree and a toad nearby ate it.
He kept running. And he reached a drain.
He climbed down and saw a chair, a table with a stack of poker cards on it, and an old man with shades.
"My name is Yan Kun. If you train with me, I will give you peas everyday."
He had no need, or to be precise, no ability to think twice at all.
And so began the training of the next king of gamblers.
-The story below is purely fictional and any characters who bear resemblances to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental
The guard halted him once they reached the junction and uncuffed him. "Go straight, turn right, 2nd door to your left. I'll be here if you need me."
He nodded and scurried down the corridor, barely able to hold his bladder.
straight...left....right...door..door...door...AHH! DOOR!
And he went through the door under the keluar sign.
"What's this?"He uttered to himself as he stepped into Malcolm park. He tried to register all the green around him but something leaked behind his zip and he made a random dash for the woods.
He felt as if he was floating across the sky, amidst the distant clouds lie a pink castle with fairies fleeting all about.
Is this the holy land? I don't deserve it for all that I've done! But since I'm here, I might as well enjoy it!
A gorgeous lady welcomed him as he touched down. He tripped and just when his face was about to land into her bosoms , into love, into happiness, into paradise, he finished peeing.
He blinked, it was all green around him. He blinked again, still the same. He looked down, a small little caterpillar-like 'thing' dangled from his crotch, green liquid dripped from it, he wiped the tip with his finger and then licked his finger like how you would after you've eaten KFC.
Mmmm who needs bubble tea when you got organic water! Ok, now back to the center to see my family and eat free food!
...
...
...
Alamak! Where the center?!!?
He'd never felt so lost before, he was hungry and he longed to see his family. He turned and faced the direction where he thought he came from and ran towards it.
While running, his conscience took the form of a mosquito and poked at him, 'Why're you going back there?!?! We are already out here! Make the run for it!.'
He waited for his better conscience to rebutt.
Nothing.
He kept on running
'Ack! Don't you listen to your conscience?'
I listen to my tummy, they always serve chicken chops on visiting day!
The conscience flew into a tree and a toad nearby ate it.
He kept running. And he reached a drain.
He climbed down and saw a chair, a table with a stack of poker cards on it, and an old man with shades.
"My name is Yan Kun. If you train with me, I will give you peas everyday."
He had no need, or to be precise, no ability to think twice at all.
And so began the training of the next king of gamblers.
posted by Joo Sheng at 10:21 PM
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