What he's trying to say, is that we show a side that guys you know elsewhere don't show.

We crack freaking lame jokes, we do dumb things, cos we're just being ourselves.

Guys you meet out there, normally shows you a side of em which they feel will attract you, the coverted 'mature' side. They talk bout cars, they talk sense, they crack sensible jokes. They don't speak with extreme sarcasm, they don't tell you they're racist.

Why? Cos they want sex. No, not sex from you, but it's natural that a person maintains his image the way he feels is the more attractive way, as people want to feel attractive, according to Nietsch, with sex being the motive behind man's actions.

You see em with their abs and bronze skin, but do they show you their skin when they got sunburn? Do they tell you that they really like to watch power rangers at home? Do they show you the freddie mercury poster that they hide behind their door? No, cause that'd be embarassing.

In our case, we have no such intentions at all, it kinda falls more into the other motive which Nietsch derived, the desire for destruction, of our image, maybe, doesn't matter.

When it comes to maturity level, you've no right to judge, cos you don't know us well enough. At least I haven't taken a single cent from my mum for the past 2 years. And I buy my stuff with my own hard-earned money.

Another point I'm trying to make, is the insensitivity of some inconsiderate beings. Some self-centered, self-absorbed person who thinks the world revolves around her. But the truth is, sorry, no. No one gives a damn bout you. Oh we're so free wor~ Get your photos and post online, for fuck? For kick? Sorry, I won't taint my comp with your pics.

Someone actually felt something bout the fact that you're leaving, and puts the photos up for past time's sake, it's the only place he can let out all the emotions he's bottled up for so long. And that made him feel better.

And you had to assume that it's a prank and spout your incorrigible nonsense, pissing everyone off. And you refuse to admit it, how disgusting can a person get? Human nature at its naked peak.

There, said my bit, if anyone's gonna comment on anything, please, don't, cause you won't be able to beat my argument. Period.

WAS AT WU XIAN MARINE PARADE WITH A TALKING DOG AND JIBEHBOY.BOARDED THIS BUS 197.THE SEAT BESIDE IS EMPTY DE.I TRIED TO SIT DOWN AND I SAID IT SO LOUD(NOT INTENTIONAL,WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL DOG N JBB I'M SITTING DOWN) AUNTY X CAN DEFINITELY HEAR.AND THEN! SHE SHOVE HER BAGS DOWN AT LIGHTNING QUICK PACE AND INCLINE HER *%$#$@ FACE TO MINE(I WAS STANDING UP MAH) AND SAID:"WO DE BAG YAO ZUO" I STUNNED SIA.

THE BAGS IN GREATER DETAIL.THE WATCH IS FAKE ONE.4 DOLLAR THAT KIND.

AND THEN.THIS UNCLE CAME ALONG.AND!SHE LET HIM SIT.THIS OLD ...... ...... ...... ...... SO OLD LE STILL SO HAO SE.... BUT WAD HAPPENED?HA HA HA.THE UNCLE STARTED TALKING ONLY TO THIS AUNTY ON THE OTHER SIDE! =) LOOK AT THE WAY HE SMILE SO HAPPILY AND HEARTILY.AND THE HAND GESTURE AND BODY SLANTEDNESS CLEARLY SHOWS HOW INTERESTED HE IS.THE RING ON HIS FINGERS ARE REAL N EXPENSIVE ONES.

LETS LOOK AGAIN AT ANOTHER ANGLE.LEFTMOST(AUNTY X TOTALLY IGNORED) RIGHT (2 HEALTHY LIVELY JOVIAL ELDERLY CHATTING VEHEMENTLY)

THEN.THE KIND AUNTY ALIGHTED.AND WHAT HAPPENED? NEEDLESS TO EXPLAIN.ITS WRITTEN ALL OVER THE UNCLE'S FACE.

NOTE THE DIFFERENCE.

LAST GLIMSPE OF THE AUNTIE BEFORE I LEFT UNWILLINGLY.BLUR BUT CAN SEE THE BALDING PATCH ON TOP OF HER HEAD.THIS IS ONLY FOR YOUR USELESS INFORMATION AND MY OWN SELF PLEASURE.

THESE ARE THE VERY FEW PICS I VE TAKEN OFF HAND.I VE NO CONCLUSION FOR THIS POST.

Just some thoughts.

Seriously, if you're a 20 year old guy, and you don't know how to make Ryu do a hadou-ken or a shouryu-ken when you're playing street fighter, I'd really like to know what you've been doing when you were a kid.

You don't wank when you're that young, don't tell me you were studying cos I did pretty well for my psle, well...unless you're xuejun then I nothing to say.

Otherwise, you should go outside and play hide, and go fuck yourself. Then go get a ps and start learning em. Not knowing how to use Ryu is like not knowing that soccer is played with your legs.

I hate noobs.

i'm angry now so all aunties shall flee before me...For one aunty incurred my wrath....yes....YES...i shall show her pic here.in the space below...well...the only unbiased sane thing i can say now is.WHOSE MOTHER IS THIS!? KE LIAN...AND BEHOLD.


AUNTIE X.GOT THE GIEN LUI BIN.GIAM BIN.GAN CHEONG BIN.WADEVER BIN U CAN THINK OF.ITS TAT KIND OF AUNTIES TAT U SEE AND CRINGE YOUR FACE.

(NOW NO TIME.GOTTA TAKE BLOOD TEST.WAIT TILL I COME BACK ON FRIDAY.ALL OF YOU GUYS PLS WAIT.)

Vocab lesson 2
Its time for lesson 2!!! credits to GTH(great teacher hong) And GTC(great teacher cai)

Word 1: Ker sorh

Def: Originally obtained from the series " Naruto - the longest filler anime in the world" it is loosely defined as "damn, shit, darn, damn it" and other variations.

However in our case, it is being used frequently by someone particular who shouts it whenever a 'good looking' female species is being -- touched, talked to, looked at by a old man or another pervert.

Screnario: When guys in school engage in conversations with eng tong, a loud "ker sorh" would be heard follow by a sound caused by slapping of sideburns.

Word 2: *Scream ( no word in a dictionary to depict this, use ur own imagination)

Def: A female scream of distress that makes u want to protect her. often cries of being terrified.

However in our case again, its a scream alright.. but not by a female...

Screnario: in a horror movie, whenever the protaganist step on a broken mirror, opens a old creaking door, a sudden change of scene, a sudden appearance of another being, a sudden loud bang and etc..( too many to be named)

a involuntary spasm of the whole body will follow, shaking the audiences nearby as well. He will try to cover his face, horrified to see whats gonna happen nxt. Of course, its accompanied by word 1 of vocab lesson 1.

Mina san! this will be the end of lesson 2! in order to adhere to the sacred rule of GPGT, i have posted 2 pictures. (they may not be relevant to this post)
Cya nxt lessons!

--GTC

Good Day Folks, today I would like to talk about Economics. Let's look at the current hottest topic in town, IMF @ Suntec.

Alright then, first and foremost! How do we solve poverty? External policies, Internal policies, Exchange Rate policies, Trade policies yadda yadda yadda.. Okay we'll skip all that.. Well just like always, you delegate sluts end up not solving anything and we're back to the same question during the next IMF meeting: How do we solve poverty?

So then, why in the blue heaven you delegate sluts, no I mean leaders, select Singapore, the fine island city, greenery and stuff, as this year's IMF venue? Okay I know we're the "Island with 4 million smiles" (I'm one of them). With our outstanding hospitality and security (Acknowledgements of course to the Police Force and SAF, not to mention, a bit of CDF), you guys do feel safe do you? From these guys that bug you time and time again no matter where you sluts may be, Awww, nono, don't worry! This time you guys will definitely be safe though you'd still fail in your mission to solve worldwide poverty. Cos this time... There's me. Oh sorry, I actually meant.. "There's me and my buddy and my bike and me!" And you sluts' safety, at the bloody expense of my weekend.

Oh yeah, back to the topic yeah? On economics.. Something for you sluts out there on worldwide poverty(the topic you discuss year in year out since the establishment of the IMF),

To conclude, we still love you guys, cos we're one of the 4 million smiles out there!

Global City, World of Opportunities

Never EVER underestimate the power of Korean Serials, they look harmless on the outside, but inside, they're deadly.

Was on 2ntm the whole of last week, and fearing boredom, I borrowed kai1 lang3 shao4 nu3 cheng2 gong1 ji4 (successful story of a bright girl) from my semi-retarded tenant. Mainly because the cover was pretty friendly and I thought it'd be just a casual thing to do, watching the serial that is.

But no, it's not like that at all. You really should've seen Jang Nara's eyes...they were...well....mesmerising....Because of those eyes, all the time I'm not working, playing tennis or ps2, I'm on my bed watching korean serials.

And if I couldn't even handle Jang Nara's gaze......I shan't even talk about that Shen Cai Jing from palace...grrrroooooaaaaaa............can't take it le, back to Samsoon, bb.

*****Depiction of the life of a typical loser*****

VFOO (Vent Frustrations On Oswald) #1

a few days ago...someone expressed this view on a girl we shall call AJ.


AJ.The guy is censored to protect his identity.This photo came from an unknown comp in a certain flat in tampines near tpjc.Vigorous efforts are made to confirm the authentication of this photo but till now let's treat it as real.

the comment goes:AJ is the cutest lor!

a talking dog ask :got cuter than charlene not.

reply :pls lor.AJ 's cuteness is at the same level as charlene.

To illustrate and let pple lik salvin to beta understand,

=

However,sOmeOne in the conversing group of v aspiring youths did not agree.A few days later on one occasion during a meeting(without tat someone) at Wu Xian Marine Parade (will expl again) .

sOmeOne said:i think if charlene is cute like AJ.And Wang chao qun look lik AJ.Then charlene bu shi oso cute like wang chao qun! (laughter with his hands cupped at his face)

To illustrate,

This is a certain sOmeOne's view. NO action has been taken against such despicable words yet and it is hoped that some brave men who frequents gyms stand out against such irresponsible comments.

For those who dunno who wang chao qun is,i believe i'm not in the best position to explain.the best candidate would be wednesday cos his comments n views are more insightful.

Anyway chao qun jie jie's pic has actually been resized-down above due to space constraints.The original pic is as follow (for better recognition of the real person) :

Oh i really love this class.And how i miss this class.Ownage.Don't you all agree?

Sry, felt a need to post.

Since we're all having so many problems of different sorts. Here's a real good suggestion.

Why not we just leave everything behind, go ShaoLin Temple. Learn all their martial arts, then go WWE and dominate smackdown and raw.

Then grow back the hair and form a real shaolin soccer team, then win Chelsea, then use the money buy many many original games for me, acne cream for Thursday, platform shoes for SAturday, Twins posters for friday and hair cream for sunday.


Or...of course....we can juz go rob a bank and then give ourselves in, then can train in prison, come out form prison devil team.


Nvm, I'm thinking too much, I should sleep.

Weird.

Some goes to Din Tai Feng to learn how to make Croissants.
Some gets married and gets pregnant before that.
Some organises huge events at MOS but has never changed since Sec4.
Some ugly duckling, I mean penguin, become swan.
Some are still playing Defense Of The Anglican siboh.
Some are still eating Student Meals at Macs and BKs.


All that @ 20. Oh no.
-Michael in the House-

I miss Anglican High...