My 7 cents on 'gamer-girls'
Everytime you flip through a recent gamer's mag, you'll find this section titled "Gamer Girl of the month" or something like that. There, you'll find the photo of a pretty decent looking chick scantily clad.
Before you go wow and have all kinda sexual fantasies involving shields and bastard swords, take not, they're not the kinda girls you think they are.
If you've read my first lines, you'll realise that I described them as pretty decent looking, which means that they're not very pretty, merely average-looking. Therefore, they can't really get nice guys.
And the next coolest thing after the cool, hot, nice guys. Yep, that's the nerdy geek who won at the most recent WCG. And how does an average looking girl get famous? By being something different of course.
And as everyone knows, the gaming world has a very low tolerance for the feminine side of human beings. So if you're able to succeed in gaming as a girl, you'll gain pretty decent recognition. And how else to become pro than get a DOTA fag as your boyfriend?
Well, in return for sex and everything unnice, you get personal one-to-one training. And being the focus of attention throughout the whole game may just be the icing on the cake.
Well, you've got boobs and a pussy and it's juicy, and you're playing a dorkish game with 9 other undersexed teenage forum-posters, unless they've just jerked off 5mins ago, they'll be pretty much interested in you yes, and they'll give in to any of your requests with hopes that you'll send em a pic of you drenched wet in the rain without your bra on.
Well, that's my perception of gamer girls in Singapore. Girls who're trying to gain attention via standing out in something unique. And I despise them , cos they're an insult to the REAL gamer girls.
How do you recognise a typical local attention-hungry 'gamer-girl'? Simple! They flirt with you if you're pro and don't give a damn bout you if you're noob. They play dota, and they say they like a certain race because it looks cool. And did I mention they've got a faggoty geeky nerd boyfren who wins every single WCG?
Why am I so sure about this? Cos I read the papers and mags, dude. And I know a REAL gamer girl. She's from Israel. Well, I was playing on this pvp server in NWN and I'm friends with the owner.
We had a forum where we discuss balance issues and stuff like that. There was this playewr rainywinter who contributed actively and has always argued all the way when she thinks something's not done right, EG; the over powered bigby's spells when the expansion came out. EVentually, she contributed so much to the game and everyone thought she was the perfect candidate to take over the ownership of the server when the original owner decided to step down..
And so she took over the reins and had steered the server in the right direction even untill now.
And I never knew that she's a she untill she's taken over.
I'm AZN, AZN's pawn americans, that's a known fact, and I'm pretty good when it comes to DnD pvp, only losing to re-dead haha, he's a fag as well. Well, you don't see her trying to flirt with ANYONE on the server, she showed indifference to all players and she talks like a gamer, not like a girl. And she's in the army now, heh, it's compulsory in Israel, only problem with her is that she doesn't celebrate xmas I guess, kidding. *shrugs*. Oh ya, the reason she like the wizard class in Nwn, is cos it's IMBAL.
Yes, you don't like a race cos it's cool, the undead in WC's f'ugly. Stop trying to create an identity for yourselves, whores. I can't stand any of you, pls dump the geek boyfren you don't really love and get a decent hobby.
Stop trying to fend yourself that you really love gaming, you live in Singapore, where girls don't play games. And the only chance you're exposed to dota is when the guy frens intro you to it, and if you're hanging out with em that much , it shows something. Don't try and say is your brother intro you de. If it's him, he must be a fag cos none of his frens are willing to play with him and he's so desperate he has to get his sister.
With love,
Future zao3 an1 ni2 hao3 guest, Joo.
Everytime you flip through a recent gamer's mag, you'll find this section titled "Gamer Girl of the month" or something like that. There, you'll find the photo of a pretty decent looking chick scantily clad.
Before you go wow and have all kinda sexual fantasies involving shields and bastard swords, take not, they're not the kinda girls you think they are.
If you've read my first lines, you'll realise that I described them as pretty decent looking, which means that they're not very pretty, merely average-looking. Therefore, they can't really get nice guys.
And the next coolest thing after the cool, hot, nice guys. Yep, that's the nerdy geek who won at the most recent WCG. And how does an average looking girl get famous? By being something different of course.
And as everyone knows, the gaming world has a very low tolerance for the feminine side of human beings. So if you're able to succeed in gaming as a girl, you'll gain pretty decent recognition. And how else to become pro than get a DOTA fag as your boyfriend?
Well, in return for sex and everything unnice, you get personal one-to-one training. And being the focus of attention throughout the whole game may just be the icing on the cake.
Well, you've got boobs and a pussy and it's juicy, and you're playing a dorkish game with 9 other undersexed teenage forum-posters, unless they've just jerked off 5mins ago, they'll be pretty much interested in you yes, and they'll give in to any of your requests with hopes that you'll send em a pic of you drenched wet in the rain without your bra on.
Well, that's my perception of gamer girls in Singapore. Girls who're trying to gain attention via standing out in something unique. And I despise them , cos they're an insult to the REAL gamer girls.
How do you recognise a typical local attention-hungry 'gamer-girl'? Simple! They flirt with you if you're pro and don't give a damn bout you if you're noob. They play dota, and they say they like a certain race because it looks cool. And did I mention they've got a faggoty geeky nerd boyfren who wins every single WCG?
Why am I so sure about this? Cos I read the papers and mags, dude. And I know a REAL gamer girl. She's from Israel. Well, I was playing on this pvp server in NWN and I'm friends with the owner.
We had a forum where we discuss balance issues and stuff like that. There was this playewr rainywinter who contributed actively and has always argued all the way when she thinks something's not done right, EG; the over powered bigby's spells when the expansion came out. EVentually, she contributed so much to the game and everyone thought she was the perfect candidate to take over the ownership of the server when the original owner decided to step down..
And so she took over the reins and had steered the server in the right direction even untill now.
And I never knew that she's a she untill she's taken over.
I'm AZN, AZN's pawn americans, that's a known fact, and I'm pretty good when it comes to DnD pvp, only losing to re-dead haha, he's a fag as well. Well, you don't see her trying to flirt with ANYONE on the server, she showed indifference to all players and she talks like a gamer, not like a girl. And she's in the army now, heh, it's compulsory in Israel, only problem with her is that she doesn't celebrate xmas I guess, kidding. *shrugs*. Oh ya, the reason she like the wizard class in Nwn, is cos it's IMBAL.
Yes, you don't like a race cos it's cool, the undead in WC's f'ugly. Stop trying to create an identity for yourselves, whores. I can't stand any of you, pls dump the geek boyfren you don't really love and get a decent hobby.
Stop trying to fend yourself that you really love gaming, you live in Singapore, where girls don't play games. And the only chance you're exposed to dota is when the guy frens intro you to it, and if you're hanging out with em that much , it shows something. Don't try and say is your brother intro you de. If it's him, he must be a fag cos none of his frens are willing to play with him and he's so desperate he has to get his sister.
With love,
Future zao3 an1 ni2 hao3 guest, Joo.
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