This is something i wanted to pen down for a long while....it has happened to me again...so i resolved to do it today.

How do you tell if you are a loser............

1.You meet your friends for dinner at bedok 5/7 days of the week and they are ALL guys.
2.You go with your friends to watch a movie and you curse the male lead everytime he hanky panky with a chick.
3.You see a chiobu and you think or say out loud chio! but no action is taken to stop your frustrations.
4.You think why you do not have a gf when you are nt bad looking actually while shitting.
5.Its already bad enuff dat you are a loser with no gf but you curse others who are ugly but do have a realli beautiful gf and say they yuan1 nie4 and God will punish them.( Hey...they worked hard to win the girl over k..)
6.You go home and pcc over some porn 5 times a day just becos you cant get over your frustrations.
7.You watch more porn and think to yourself why Chio japanese girls are willing to let ugly bald old men fuck them when you noe very well they are paid to do so.
8.You can't stand your own loserness and blog to shoot urself.

How do you differentiate guys from pussies? DUring ns term

5am: Oswald wakes up and gets ready to set off for camp(Manly)
Joo Sheng wakes up to find himself already in camp (Manly)
Caili's still sleeping (Wussy)
Junhong still sleeping (Wussy)
Jiaming on his way to camp (Manly)
Anderson (Ugly)


7am: Oswald books in and reports to storeroom(Neutral)
Joo Sheng went to eat breakfast, then go back bunk and sleep (Wussy)
CAili report to office (Double Wuss)
Junhong report to office (Double Wuss)
Jiaming having his bag checked at MP camp gate (Manly)
Anderson(Ugly)


9am: Oswald goes to a corner, takes out risako's photo then starts to jerk off (Manly but sick)
Joo Sheng fall in for pt (Manly)
Caili flirts with chief clerk (Wussy)
Junhong goes canteen (Wussy
Jiaming having his bag checked for the 12334353th time at MP camp gate (Manly)
Anderson combs his hair (Still ugly)

12pm: Oswald repeats 9am schedule (Manly)
Joosheng goes canteen eat (Wussy)
Caili feed his chief clerk (Wussy)
Junhong on his way to lunch, but saw a cat...so....(Manly)
Jiaming sits down by the kerb while the MPs sends his bag for infa-red scan(Manly)
Anderson combs his hair the other way (Repeat after me, U-G-L-Y)

2pm: Oswald goes online to download other risako photos (Manly)
Joosheng can't remember things he's been doing in army cos he ord le (Manly X 3)
Caili digs his nose (Manly)
Junhong sits down........and......umm..sit...(Sit down is man, but posture wuss)
Jiaming goes to CMPB for results of the scan on his bag (Manly)
Anderson cuts his hair (Need I say anymore...)

6pm: Oswald skips out of camp (Wussy)
Caili already home (Wussy)
Junhong's chief clerk asked him to stay back do abit more work...(Manly)
Jiaming saw xuejun at CMPB, super sian, so he left without taking his results (Manly)
Anderson gels his hair (Sigh..)

8pm: Oswald starts his 9am regime (Manly)
Caili goes to sleep (Wussy)
Junhong starts work (Manly)
Jiaming receive letter, he's getting charged for AWOL (Manly)
Anderson swipes his hair back, strikes a 007 pose and gives his killer look (Death & Decay)

10pm: Oswald goes to slp, and starts having wet dreams (Manly)
Caili drools in his sleep (Wussy)
Junhong knock off le, his chief clerk was satisfied and gave him 50cts and told him that this is going to be a long term project and urges him to sign on so she can try other moves on him =X (Manly)
MP came to Jiaming house and arrested him (Manly)
Anderson kena pinned down by bunkmates and they covered his head with a sand bag (No longer ugly)

12am: Oswald's brother creeps into his room to steal his risako pics (Manly)
Caili pees in his bed (Manly)
Junhong went online to revise his karma sutra (Manly)
Jiaming thrown into DB (Manly)
Anderson surrendered and promised to wear the sand bag for the rest of his nsf years (Shuai!)




Merry Yule Tide to all.

Cosplay!2006 at EXPO
Information by Keith sama, Peektures by Robi kun and Column by The Pos

So....as the title suggest...its the end of year cosplay event held at the Singapore EXPO! Posted here are some of the better looking pics (in my opinion).



The Slimmest models from Marie France Bodyline were put to shame..
1st of all..this girl from tsubasa chronicles...she is so uber sweet! Especially with that cute black plusshie in her arms...wonder why keith didn't think so when me and robi unanimously agreed that she was cute..(hint: Dawn)



Girls backside itchy wan join army..
1.Girl with a slightly smaller 84mm anti tank gun....cool though...like her attitude :D
2.Girl dressed as our familiar street fighter Cammy! Teach her how to wear her beret properly please.



Kimochiiiiiii!!
Our very 1st catch of the day...robi asked the Kimono girl if we could perhaps take a photo with her...she agreed readily....then we got ready for the shot...robi went and took a pose 1st..this 3rd guy from the left rushed in to spoil an otherwise perfect picture (robi's smile looks strained)...then the kawaii kimono girl took her place beside the ugly one and I (all the while waiting for the ripe time) calmly walked over and stood beside the kimono girl (1st smart move i made in a decade)....ain't she and i like a couple? Joking joking hahaha....dun be angry k robi :D



Big and BIGGER
Its a lard, its a bear..no..its two Pillars of Blubber! Haha...dun take that seriously...its just 2 woman...btw..a shot of a singer looking at her hand for lyrics (2nd pic)...priceless!


Goushujin Sama!
1.Maid Cafe Maids doing a dance..cant see their face though..but two of them very chio!
Warning! Paedophilic content
2.Two cute little lambs who have POTENTIAL!



Blissful Boys
1.Robi cuddles next to a cute girl from Guilty Gear....whats with the huge anchor?
2.Keith snuggles in between an aunty and a lolita in a green school uniform...didn't know you were a lolipedo fin :)


Our Emcee for the day!
In case you are wondering which one isit..its Simca, the sensuous girl from Air Gear with the seducing pink hair and sexy short (i really mean short) skirt :P



My Love..
The only thought that came to my mind when i saw her...Beautiful and with style too! Cool as a machete and with eyes like the stars in the sky...This girl, Cosplaying kadaj from Final Fantasy won the individual and group firsts at the cosplay competition and has also had the honour of being on my PC's wallpaper and msn pic for a reign of 3 days...Really wan to congratulate her and just wan to let her noe that she is exactly my dream girlfriend...

Hi all..dis is my 1st try at writing a story... Enjoy!!

Caili is very excited. He is going to start his very 1st driving lesson in a few hours time..And he can sense that this was going to be a fruitful lesson because he has dreamed of YF the night before..it was a good dream...delicious...erm er hem....well...anyway....its an omen that good things are about to happen.

Caili rides his bike to the driving centre..it was quite a wet day..not very good for a motorcyclist. Just as he was bemoaning his fate...he saw...in the distance...an angel...a very wet one... It was Sandar Caralino! His heart thumped slightly at the sight of this...wet..erotic...erm..er hem..ex classmate. It so happened that Sandar was in a hurry to get home because..truth be told..even pretty girls do get stomachaches at times ( It sorta destroys their image so they don't seem to shit in public ) and it is not a good feeling when you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with shit having a protest march in your stomach.. In these times...help is readily accepted and Caili was like a guardian angel sent by God himself to end her misery.

'Chance!' thought Caili...rainy day...wet girl..equals to wet girl with see through clothes on a happy man's motorbike...

"Hi Sandar...wanna lift on my bi..?""Caili! you don't know how happy i am to see you! Its just that the weather's so bad...could you give me a ride home? ( Fuck! the shit is going to splurt out and soil my undies soon! Fucking double up and send me home!!)"

So Caili did his best and sped up...and he went real fast...until a road junction where the light suddenly turned red...this was the moment he was waiting for...He stepped hard on the brakes (up till this point of time, Sandar had been trying real hard to contract her anal muscles to contain the shit within)....and with tremendous force, the bike screeched to a halt and jerked forward.. her wet breasts pressing against Caili's blissful back...and there was a moment of silence between the two. "Erm Caili". Sandar's face was red with embarrassment. "There's something I really need to tell you....I have an important project that i need to rush..so if you could please drive a little faster..." In truth..Sandar was trying to hide the fact that something warm and smelly was making her butt feel freaking uncomfortable...but as usual..girls like to hide the fact that they are human and humans do shit....

However..in Caili's mind...a whole new situation is taking place...

"Sandar must be so shy that she doesn't dare tell me she is in fact so charmed and smitten with me" ( Loser's way of thinking we are all so familiar with)... and with that....Caili felt like he was riding on the way to heaven....

Caili finally sent the poor girl home and thankfully he could not smell anything amiss due to the heavy rain. "Now...onwards to the driving centre!"

At the driving centre...the instructor was furious. "Lateness is not tolerated young man!" And the instructor raved on and on....but Caili didn't care...He would readily take a girl on a ride anytime for a ranting session from the instructor....

Anyway...the lesson went on smoothly without much trouble..."Wow...I never knew a gear could be soo interesting! And oh! The brakes are so cool! And the window wipers.....and.....and....YF!!!!"

It was YF! She drove beside Caili and grinned shyly at him...her cheeks were as pink as a cherry blossom and her smile outshone sakura flowers in spring...her teeth were white pearls and her eyes could have easily told the silver moon to go away....in short...she was what Caili dreamed of, thought of, drooled and wanked on every night of his life. He was totally attracted by her smile... as if in a trance... nothing mattered anymore....not even the frantic cries of his instructor could take his mind away from his beloved......her smile was...everything in this universe to him....

Suddenly YF braked and Caili was released from the spell and he finally heard his instructor's shouts and looked in front only to see the kerb a metre away from his car which was by the way travelling at 50km/hr at that time....and Caili crashed into the kerb sending him crashing into certain death...."AARRRGGGH!!NOOOO!!!!I DUN WANNA DIE!!! I HAVEN"T HAD S** WITH YF!!!!" and with a loud sickening thud.....Caili knocked his head against the wall of his own bedroom and awoke with relief that he is very much still alive, with a sharp pain on his head and a very angry mum shouting at him that it was already 8 in the morning and that he is definitely late for work...crap....haiz...nevermind...an MC will solve the problem....

"Sian...its another boring day of work and nothing but work....and....what the hell.....crap...." Caili hurriedly rushed to the toilet to change his soiled boxers...

It had been another of a series of wet dreams afterall....

Let's welcome DotA Allstars NEW hero Medical Officer or MO for short!

Hero Abilities

	Death Pulse The Medical Officer uses his hand to check the pulse of a soldier, dealing damage to chaokeng soldiers and healing really sick patients. Level 1 - 75 damage/50 heal. Level 2 - 125 damage/75 heal. Level 3 - 200 damage/100 heal. Level 4 - 275 damage/130 heal.
	Diffusion Aura A 450 range aura that makes the chaokeng soldier leak out telltale signs of chaokengness in the presence of Medical Officer. Level 1 - 9% lie reduction. Level 2 - 18% lie reduction. Level 3 - 27% lie reduction. Level 4 - 36% lie reduction.
	Sadist Reveling in depression and depair, the Medical Officer regains confidence for exposing chaokeng soldiers and sends them back without downpes. Level 1 - 12 confidence per unit. Level 2 - 24 confidence per unit. Level 3 - 36 confidence per unit. Level 4 - 48 confidence per unit.
	Medical Officer's Scythe Brings a temporarily downgraded a.k.a chaokeng soldier to full realization of its own temporaryness, dealing damage based on how many slack days the target is missing. Stuns a chaokeng soldier for a full 1 minute. Level 1 - .4 damage per slack day missing. Level 2 - .6 damage per slack day missing. Level 3 - .9 damage per slack day missing.