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What's wrong? We're getting concerned here at the (AFTDB) Agency for the deformed beings.

Are you going through a very tough times? Are waves crashing so hard on you you find it hard to reach shore?

Worry no more, for we're here for you! When you're feeling down, who's there? AFTDB! When you're despised and cast aside by society, who's there for you? AFTDB!!

That's right, we're here for the deformed beings, be the deformality beset any part of your body, we will not desert you.

Yesterday got boy climb out of his window, that's cos he refuted us. Therefore, please, if you have any problems bogging you, feel free to approach us for help.

We can't help you financially, physically, emotionally, but still, WE CAN HELP YOU!

Believe in us, never give up.

You lose to angkong boy? Don't worry, we find tattoo for you. Don't worry, you wan song4 hui4 qiao2? We print her photo for you to wank. Just don't try anything foolish like posting class photos and pasting a wok over anyone's head. Or go onto the streets scaring everyone.

No, I'm not laughing at you, I'm not saying your acne-infested face will scared the hell outta pple, I'm just saying your sad face will make pple sad also, no one likes to see handsome pple sad right...

But you must remember that what I say doesn't reflect what I think..

At the end of the day, know that, we're here for you. By distracting you to read this crap for the past 5 mins, I've prolonged your life by 5mins, my work is done here.

You may jump, bye.