My 1st post.....no topic though...just crap.....full of it to waste ur precious time...

Hi! dis is my 1st, yesh, veri 1st post...and i seriously dunno wad's interesting nowadays....

Lemme introduce u all to my ex-csm (uncle)....why we call him uncle? Cos he looks 40 although he's onli 29.....ya...something like dis.....talking bad about him behind his back used to be one of my favourite past times...I luv to badmouth him, cos he makes us depressed, and i think for once, God will pardon my vulgarities...cos i think even our dear kami sama wud luv to wrath him, turn him into a pussy looking freak although he already looks like one and i dunno how that looks, torture him wif lava in hell, make him part of the road outside bedok camp.....haha.....ya.....i think god thinks its a sin to create him....dirtied his holy palms.

Im a loser, yes maam, a real authentic loser.... but there is one greater in loserism den me.....yes! its him! i mean..who the F*** brings his gf only to gyms for workouts on all their dates? Goes cycling leaving all the ndp work to my poor fren + hp in his office and den when some captains come to look for him they cant find him...and luckily my fren got heart of buddha help him..wipe and cover his filthy ass....if not he will b same rank as loser me....ya....private :)

The only thing he probably shud work as is sweeper...cos he pointed out to me that my way of the sweeper is wrong......den he show me the correct way (sweep wif 2 hands) to help me attain nervana too....ya....he is sooo pro dat he cant stand lousy sweepers like me....

And then....he is a closet gay freak....i think he sucks the OC's cock....or the other way round....whenever he implements sth... our timid OC does not dare rebuke him and change the emperor See's edict....and to make it more obvious dat he really IS gay....he and his beloved OC luvs to strut to bedok corner in tightfit spandex bike shorts (actually they look like women's gym shorts) XD

But i still hav to thank him for one thing...he giv me so much guard duties (notice i used the word 'much')....Do until i high, until i attained some form of divinity.....ya...i stop scolding jibai kaninabeh one day...usually i'll do that once i get the wind of the guard duty roster.....ya...but one day....somehow.....i realised dat it will get me nowhere.....and my shoutwaves aren't strong enuff to spilt his eardrums.....something snapped in me.....and i achieved nirvana!

Ya....dats about it....hmm....btw....its also none of ur business....cos u dunno him and wouldn't wan to noe more....

Thank God im released from that spandex loving gay BDSM freak....realli pity my fellow countrymen still stuck in his fetish prison.....i wan to thank our benevolent God by going to church more, surf less prawn and spewing less of the holy protein thou bestowed uponst me....bye....Off to see some marvelous pics Caili jus gave me......