Heya all, been a long while, bout time we restart this.

Just had dinner with Anderson, Caili, Joosheng and Salvin...

Made me think back to the days we used to meet at Bedok interchange after school..where we would stand in an imperfect circle that greatly affected crowd movement to discuss our next meal destination..and the days we played basketball together...and had sleepovers at someone's house eg. bear cave..

Now its just us five... Salvin does not show up too often... so it counts as four...

Our dear poly frens...we really honestly sincerely unmistakeably and without doubt have not been seeing you two a lot...

Sometimes I just miss the times we had unlimited fun.

Used to not have to worry about meeting with our frens, but nowadays its just so difficult to find time to meet up...everybody is becoming so busy nowadays...

If any one of you is reading this right now..let me ask you a question..can you even remember when was the last time all of us showed up for a call up?

Everybody is 23 now.. soon we'll be 25.. we'll be so busy with work that it'll be even more difficult to meet up.. why can't we squeeze some time out of our busy schedules and meet up like say...once per week?

Sigh...sometimes I just hate growing up... so what if we have all the money but we don't have the time to catch up with one another.. Life is only interesting if we spend it with friends and I guess you guys are easily my closest friends... and of course not forgetting Robi and Keith... so pleeeeaaaassse... let's make time for our buddies ok?

MUFFINS AND CUPCAKES!

ACCORDING TO THIS BOOK!

MUFFINS LOOKS LIKE THIS!

CETERIS PARISBAS

(ABOVE) MUFFIN

(ABOVE & BELOW) MUFFIN AND CONFLAKES

"JS的妈妈就是Caili的妈妈!"

-js is not joosheng fyi

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THERE IS A DAY WHEN THE COURAGE OF MEN FAILS

WHEN WE FORSAKE OUR FRIENDS AND BREAK ALL BONDS OF FELLOWSHIP

BUT THIS IS NOT THE DAY!!

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YESTERDAY I MAY LIKE 乖乖女

& 微笑清纯girls

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BUT THIS IS NOT THE DAY!!

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THIS DAY.....

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I ISH RIKE AH LIANS NOW!!

lavigne

AND MAKE-UP THICK THICK GIRLS!

christina

hyori

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.::. MR. LOO .::.

i dedicate this song to all who came under Mr Loo

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数一数 每次你捉我的steering wheel

赌一睹 你让我驾得多快速

与其放慢不如让我chiong 过又踩油

那么何不让我驾多一点考车路

一窝蜂 看L-plate 不让路

*HEY YOU MR LOO

爱你上loo 的次数

捉我的steering wheel 好像我会去撞树

你又捉 又嘱咐 与生俱来的功夫

加快脚步 要加入连署

So LOO (hey u,Mr.Loo hey u) just because of U

So LOO (hey u,Mr.Loo hey u) just because of U

*repeated chorus 50 times

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LADIES & GENTLEMAN
WELCOME TO MOULIN LOO's
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LASELLE BOY:

POSSIE SHOWCASE

YOU CANT SEE THE LITTLE GIRLS HERE

BUT THEY ARE THERE DISTRACTING HIM

Chronicles of GTC: Part I Smokin

During my stint as Great Teacher Cai, I had many encounters that one will not experience in other jobs. Its only right for me to share them! As the saying goes... Sharing Is Caring!

-I had to answer nature call before I go for my next class, since its an urgency I just went to the nearest male toilet and not the staff toilet thats miles away.

The moment I stepped in I smell smoke, not weed, not marijuana, not pot but just the distinct cigarettes' smoke.

"Smokin in toilet?" I thought to myself. "Oh man! Should i join them?"

two of the students were just relaxing on the bench inside the toilet, one of them stood up
upon my entry and was stunned for 5 seconds.


The other, trying in vain to give some signal to the culprit of my presence by making the kissing sound. *psttt* *pstt*

"*Smack my head* Oh man what a nOOB! What kinda of signal is that!"

And there stood the student, with one arm behind his back as i confronted him, hiding the cigarette from my view (oh yea he didnt even close the cubicle door)

I stared at him for 10 seconds, not uttering a word. (the truth is i dunno what to say) With sweat beads forming on his forehead, the students started pleading

"teacher give chance la... i wont do it again le.. give chance la cher.."

"Why are you smoking huh? ok if you can give me one benefit of smoking i will let you go." Not withdrawing my stern stare on him.

"eh.. teacher can relief stress ah, nowadays very stressful.." He mumbled with no conviction at all.

My Great Teacher Cai reflexes spring into action as I countered him sharply,

"Now that I've caught you, don't you feel more stressful?"

"......." he can only bowed his head in dejection.

Meanwhile his sidekicks are by my side pleading for him as well "Teacher give chance! he will kena caned de! blah blah blah"

I wasn't listening to them as at that moment i was wondering what will happen if they decide to gang up on me and kick my ass? They are only 16 years old but im cornered by them.. should i shun po away?

The thought flew away as I remembered Im GTC, retained my coolness and memorised his name and IC number as i demanded for his student pass.

'oh my, he looked just like your regular bookworm in this photo, is he really so stressful from his studies?"

The rest, as they said, is history.


--GTC

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
-The story below is purely fictional and any characters who bear resemblances to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental

The guard halted him once they reached the junction and uncuffed him. "Go straight, turn right, 2nd door to your left. I'll be here if you need me."

He nodded and scurried down the corridor, barely able to hold his bladder.

straight...left....right...door..door...door...AHH! DOOR!

And he went through the door under the keluar sign.

"What's this?"He uttered to himself as he stepped into Malcolm park. He tried to register all the green around him but something leaked behind his zip and he made a random dash for the woods.

He felt as if he was floating across the sky, amidst the distant clouds lie a pink castle with fairies fleeting all about.
Is this the holy land? I don't deserve it for all that I've done! But since I'm here, I might as well enjoy it!

A gorgeous lady welcomed him as he touched down. He tripped and just when his face was about to land into her bosoms , into love, into happiness, into paradise, he finished peeing.


He blinked, it was all green around him. He blinked again, still the same. He looked down, a small little caterpillar-like 'thing' dangled from his crotch, green liquid dripped from it, he wiped the tip with his finger and then licked his finger like how you would after you've eaten KFC.

Mmmm who needs bubble tea when you got organic water! Ok, now back to the center to see my family and eat free food!

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Alamak! Where the center?!!?

He'd never felt so lost before, he was hungry and he longed to see his family. He turned and faced the direction where he thought he came from and ran towards it.

While running, his conscience took the form of a mosquito and poked at him, 'Why're you going back there?!?! We are already out here! Make the run for it!.'

He waited for his better conscience to rebutt.

Nothing.

He kept on running

'Ack! Don't you listen to your conscience?'

I listen to my tummy, they always serve chicken chops on visiting day!

The conscience flew into a tree and a toad nearby ate it.

He kept running. And he reached a drain.

He climbed down and saw a chair, a table with a stack of poker cards on it, and an old man with shades.

"My name is Yan Kun. If you train with me, I will give you peas everyday."

He had no need, or to be precise, no ability to think twice at all.

And so began the training of the next king of gamblers.