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Long time no post le...Anderson san wanted a chiokatsuki post...so i'll post one rite now...
As you all noe...Chiokatsuki comes from the nippon word akatsuki and the hokkien word chio..Well..What's akatsuki? It is a strange organisation that demands the best and only the best.. So Chiokatsuki is well...essentially...only the best of the group of the byuuutifullest women in the world...although I'm the only one whose said that. Okay...maybe not the bestest in the universe like Ivy Lee..but they're the best in my opinion..So it doesnt matter what you say cos as i owis say..angmoh and japanese or anything that has the slightest resemblance to these 2 groups of Mythical creatures are the B.E.S.T!
Why Angmoh and Japanese? Becos Angmohs have the sharpest features and i like it..Japanese women..they are...well..do i need to explain any further? Okay...just for those of you who don't know..Japanese women are the best housewives at home. They are the only housewives you won't cheat on cos you can't find a better woman thats on par wif the japanese housewife unless its another japanese housewife.
Here's a little side story that i want to share wif you all...not sure if you have heard of it b4..
Okay...here goes....well...once upon a time..God was about to cre8 the world..he had a factory that makes humans. So Every morning..The angels from the region of Bangla in a province of Heaven would report to work at 8 in the morning. Now to make a human..dough was the main ingredient and when the human model was finished, it would be sent to the oven to bake and then God would breathe in life and the human would then be transported to earth in bags.
Okay...so..the workers would set to work immediately..Every worker was hardworking so the first 1000 products were very nicely chiselled and had fine features fit for an angel...they were then sent to the great oven and baked for 5 mins so that they had a nice shade of tan while still retaining the fairness of dough...these were nicely packaged and put into boxes and into nice little shopping bags and sent to God. After breathing life into them...The dispatch clerk came went for a round of dispatch to the northwestern part of the earth as it was cooler and he thot that it would be fitting for such beautiful creations to have so nice a place on earth to settle down in...
Just before lunch at 11:30 a.m. the workers had made another 1000 models of dough ready to be sent to the oven..These were less fine featured..but nevertheless..they were still a different sort of beautiful...kind of a softer kind of beauty..they were sent to the oven and baked for 5 mins and therefore has a nice colour..These were wrapped nicely in delicate paper and the dispatch clerk found a nice piece of land in the east and let them settle nicely there..the land wasn't bad...there were cute pandas and on one of the islands there were lots of houses made of paper and hip hop and ramen shops..
After lunch..the workers went back to work. However, as we all believe..there is something called the After Lunch Sleepy Syndrome which prompts even the most hardy of workers to procrastinate and whine at the objects in front of them..Thus work begins again..
The workers were getting tired and bored..well you can't really blame them..even a porn addict will get tired of wanking after five shootouts..the figurines made this time were a little shoddy.. the features were roughly made and every figurine looks kinda the same as the workers actually had a target figure to hit that day..10000 figurines were made b4 6 pm and the workers went for the much awaited dinner break..
After dinner, they went back to work...they still had to bake the figurines..They took 3000 figurines and started baking them together..They were baked for 20 mins..they had a darker tan in them which makes them look like farmers..God breathed life into them and they were quickly packed into crates and thrown over a huge area in the middle of a huge landmass and they co-habited the land with the batch from b4 lunch...there were protest as these were hard to tell apart and were loud, noisy, schweaty and smelled like fish and they loved squeezing with the clean people on mrts and buses even though they are absolutely the worst kind of creatures.
By now...it was well into the nite and the workers were tired...the remaining 7000 figurines had to be baked together so that work can end..the worker in charge of baking them was just so tired he had to take a nap..by the time he woke...he realised how foolish it was to sleep when doing God's work..the remaining figurines were either badly burnt or burnt halfway...but what's done is done...He had them sent to God..
God :"What's this? A pile of shit you scooped up from the stable?"
Worker :"No Sir..Its the remaining figurines.."
God :" They look like filthy animal droppings and smell like it too! And what did you use for hair?"
Worker :"I'm Terribly sorry sir..We ran out of silk and so i came up with the creative idea of using pencil shavings."
God reprimanded him and made him sign 7 extras and 7 SOLs..God then looked at his watch...He sighed...It was too late to breathe into every single one of them now...it was too tedious and time was running out...he had to close the factory soon..Some of them would have to make do with just a pinch of his breath..It would mean that they would remain stupid for many generations but He had no choice..
The remaining figurines were carelessly dumped into lorries carrying mud and were dumped into various places in the world..They were either vile or had the brains the size of a squirrel's nut..and they learnt the habit of schweating alot and then seating next to people who looked clean.
Okay...long story isnt it? Hope you have a better understanding why angmohs and japs are better now..
Alrite...here's what you all have been waiting for!
Chiokatsuki member #01 Xiaoying!!!! (Note: numbers do not denote chioness.)
Isn't she just KAWAII!!!! I wanna hug kiss smooch...oh...err herrmmm.....
Yesss...She's not jap nor is she angmoh...so why is she eligible...thats becos she looks abit jap...kinda a little like Mihiro...same smile i guess...ya...hmm...ya...its the smile...not the body...
Hai...sore ja...i'll be ending here...will post again when i have the fabled Ly Aiyun Taha's Peekture.
Long time no post le...Anderson san wanted a chiokatsuki post...so i'll post one rite now...
As you all noe...Chiokatsuki comes from the nippon word akatsuki and the hokkien word chio..Well..What's akatsuki? It is a strange organisation that demands the best and only the best.. So Chiokatsuki is well...essentially...only the best of the group of the byuuutifullest women in the world...although I'm the only one whose said that. Okay...maybe not the bestest in the universe like Ivy Lee..but they're the best in my opinion..So it doesnt matter what you say cos as i owis say..angmoh and japanese or anything that has the slightest resemblance to these 2 groups of Mythical creatures are the B.E.S.T!
Why Angmoh and Japanese? Becos Angmohs have the sharpest features and i like it..Japanese women..they are...well..do i need to explain any further? Okay...just for those of you who don't know..Japanese women are the best housewives at home. They are the only housewives you won't cheat on cos you can't find a better woman thats on par wif the japanese housewife unless its another japanese housewife.
Here's a little side story that i want to share wif you all...not sure if you have heard of it b4..
Okay...here goes....well...once upon a time..God was about to cre8 the world..he had a factory that makes humans. So Every morning..The angels from the region of Bangla in a province of Heaven would report to work at 8 in the morning. Now to make a human..dough was the main ingredient and when the human model was finished, it would be sent to the oven to bake and then God would breathe in life and the human would then be transported to earth in bags.
Okay...so..the workers would set to work immediately..Every worker was hardworking so the first 1000 products were very nicely chiselled and had fine features fit for an angel...they were then sent to the great oven and baked for 5 mins so that they had a nice shade of tan while still retaining the fairness of dough...these were nicely packaged and put into boxes and into nice little shopping bags and sent to God. After breathing life into them...The dispatch clerk came went for a round of dispatch to the northwestern part of the earth as it was cooler and he thot that it would be fitting for such beautiful creations to have so nice a place on earth to settle down in...
Just before lunch at 11:30 a.m. the workers had made another 1000 models of dough ready to be sent to the oven..These were less fine featured..but nevertheless..they were still a different sort of beautiful...kind of a softer kind of beauty..they were sent to the oven and baked for 5 mins and therefore has a nice colour..These were wrapped nicely in delicate paper and the dispatch clerk found a nice piece of land in the east and let them settle nicely there..the land wasn't bad...there were cute pandas and on one of the islands there were lots of houses made of paper and hip hop and ramen shops..
After lunch..the workers went back to work. However, as we all believe..there is something called the After Lunch Sleepy Syndrome which prompts even the most hardy of workers to procrastinate and whine at the objects in front of them..Thus work begins again..
The workers were getting tired and bored..well you can't really blame them..even a porn addict will get tired of wanking after five shootouts..the figurines made this time were a little shoddy.. the features were roughly made and every figurine looks kinda the same as the workers actually had a target figure to hit that day..10000 figurines were made b4 6 pm and the workers went for the much awaited dinner break..
After dinner, they went back to work...they still had to bake the figurines..They took 3000 figurines and started baking them together..They were baked for 20 mins..they had a darker tan in them which makes them look like farmers..God breathed life into them and they were quickly packed into crates and thrown over a huge area in the middle of a huge landmass and they co-habited the land with the batch from b4 lunch...there were protest as these were hard to tell apart and were loud, noisy, schweaty and smelled like fish and they loved squeezing with the clean people on mrts and buses even though they are absolutely the worst kind of creatures.
By now...it was well into the nite and the workers were tired...the remaining 7000 figurines had to be baked together so that work can end..the worker in charge of baking them was just so tired he had to take a nap..by the time he woke...he realised how foolish it was to sleep when doing God's work..the remaining figurines were either badly burnt or burnt halfway...but what's done is done...He had them sent to God..
God :"What's this? A pile of shit you scooped up from the stable?"
Worker :"No Sir..Its the remaining figurines.."
God :" They look like filthy animal droppings and smell like it too! And what did you use for hair?"
Worker :"I'm Terribly sorry sir..We ran out of silk and so i came up with the creative idea of using pencil shavings."
God reprimanded him and made him sign 7 extras and 7 SOLs..God then looked at his watch...He sighed...It was too late to breathe into every single one of them now...it was too tedious and time was running out...he had to close the factory soon..Some of them would have to make do with just a pinch of his breath..It would mean that they would remain stupid for many generations but He had no choice..
The remaining figurines were carelessly dumped into lorries carrying mud and were dumped into various places in the world..They were either vile or had the brains the size of a squirrel's nut..and they learnt the habit of schweating alot and then seating next to people who looked clean.
Okay...long story isnt it? Hope you have a better understanding why angmohs and japs are better now..
Alrite...here's what you all have been waiting for!
Chiokatsuki member #01 Xiaoying!!!! (Note: numbers do not denote chioness.)
Isn't she just KAWAII!!!! I wanna hug kiss smooch...oh...err herrmmm.....
Yesss...She's not jap nor is she angmoh...so why is she eligible...thats becos she looks abit jap...kinda a little like Mihiro...same smile i guess...ya...hmm...ya...its the smile...not the body...
Hai...sore ja...i'll be ending here...will post again when i have the fabled Ly Aiyun Taha's Peekture.
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