birdbird n xiao jia hui:Welcome to Sporkcentre!

birdbird:hi i'm your football correspondant bird bird

xjh: and i am jia hui! bringing you up to date news upfront and upclose

birdbird:lets start with the Barclays English Premiere League!

birdbird:
In this week, top to the news! The resignation of Joose mourinho has left the Blues' fans reeling in shock.Drogba has even admitted that the news shook him to tears.

"The Special One" is speculated to be coming to singapore to manage Tampines Rovers FC in the coming month or two.

"Singapore football always intrigue me.Nope i do not confirm that i'll be moving to Tampines Rovers although i do not rule out such a move impossible" --Joose

Up next! the Gunners remained firm on top of the table follwing a riot of goals at the Emirates Stadiim leaving Derby at the bottom of the table.

We have here now Mr Lim! an avid portsmouth fan to help us analyse the table for us

Mr Lim: hi there!i'm a portsmouth fan but i love adebayor!

lets take a look at his picture!

His hat trick is simply stunning.i love him! i really do.lets take a look at his picture again.

Isn't he charming!

xjh:errr....not bad la

birdbird:i.....agree

Mr Lim:yeaaaaa man

i hope he moves to pompy.

birdbird:I AGREE!

Mr Lim:lets move on quickly to look at the standings!

I've highlighted some impt points to note.

first off! The Gunners are sitting comfortably on top with a game in hand over Manchester United.The Red Devil's aging team manages to pull off a win over mutiny filled Chelsea.Its a boring game between 2 unspirited teams

Speaking of boring,Liverpool only manages an unconvincing 0-0 draw with birmingham this week and slipped to 4th place in the premiere league.

Torres,already with an unlucky name,sealed his fate by signing with the most "exciting" team in the world.what a waste of talent!

xjh:he's qt shuai wad

birdbird:my fren tuiphin looks like him.

Mr Lim:Really!is he good?!

birdbird:yea!he scored a superb goal against yong bu yan bai winner rong ming's brother jia ming in one of the rare 4L spork outing. (p.s. rong ming is really seriously pro)

Mr Lim: Wow!

birdbird: Yeaa

Mr lim: alrite!tuiphing aside, we shalll come back to the table analysis

lastly,pompy won 1-0 over blackburn but remained rooted at the second half of the table.

Its sad but there's no choice cos we are only pompy.we scavange for the old players from big teams like kanu from arsenal and we really hoped to sign adebayor at the end of the season!

birdbird:thats the spirit!alrite,thats all for today on sporkcentre!

birdbird n xjh:Goodnite